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Title: Jokes thread Post by: Tafflaff (Rob) on April 02, 2009, 11:16:44 PM Ok theres a guy that goes to see his brother in hospital, he asks
'How you doing Bro'? 'Not bad' His brother answers. 'Whats the other patients like' he asks. 'Yeah they're ok , that poor chinese guy over there hs had no visitors in two weeks' 'Really? He asks, I'll go and talk to him now' He walks over and asks the chinese guy is everthing ok, The chinese guy answers, 'Nuck tucky backa boo'.........Then dies......Flat lines........ Very upset the guy leaves , distraught at seeing someone die.. A couple of weeks later , whilst buying a chinese takeaway, he asks the guy behind the counter, 'What does , 'Nuck tucky backa boo', mean. The guy answers 'Get off my bloody airline!!!!!!' Title: Re: Jokes thread Post by: Tafflaff (Rob) on April 02, 2009, 11:32:27 PM "Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’ "There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’" |