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Title: An idea for dealing with cattle Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 01, 2012, 07:42:43 AM next time you are in a field where the cattle are showing more than a little interest, i suggest you and your detecting partner whip out your instrument and put on a show.
enjoy http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/lXKDu6cdXLI?rel=0 (http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/lXKDu6cdXLI?rel=0) Title: Re: An idea for dealing with cattle Post by: Mrs Steptoe on November 01, 2012, 08:47:16 AM Brilliant! A really polite and appreciative audience. :) The bells added a nice touch.
Title: Re: An idea for dealing with cattle Post by: dances with badgers on November 01, 2012, 09:24:47 AM new inhuman way to slaughter cows,death by jazz,slow and painfull lol
Title: Re: An idea for dealing with cattle Post by: DEADLOCK on November 01, 2012, 10:09:45 AM Whats wrong with a cattle prod.
Title: Re: An idea for dealing with cattle Post by: Dryland on November 01, 2012, 01:31:50 PM I found that clip very mooooving
Title: Re: An idea for dealing with cattle Post by: topcat on November 01, 2012, 09:27:06 PM That reminds me of a time when i had to answer a call of nature and climbed over a 5 bar gate and went behind the hedge and then when i looked up i saw about 40 pairs of eyes watching me a herd of cows all in a line .
Title: Re: An idea for dealing with cattle Post by: cardiffian on November 03, 2012, 09:55:49 PM A few years ago I parked up at the end of a pasture field and went into some ploughed fields. On the way back at lunchtime I was walking along an adjacent hedgerow to the gate into the pasture field. When I got alongside where the car was, I could hear a metallic clanking sound. When I got to the gate I was horrified to see a heard of heiffers surrounding the car. They had come in from another adjoining pasture field. Rather than startle them and get damage done to the car I decided to come back later.
On my return to the car they had disappeared. One of the wing mirrors was badly damaged and the other was left dangling by a cable and clanking against the side of the wing. The b######s had also licked the windows and paintwork all over. It was a bit embarrassing driving home and getting funny looks at all the windows smeared with their saliva. The paintwork ended up permanently marked. I was trying to sell the car at the time and one prospective buyer actually asked me what had happened to the paintwork. I had the p##s taken out of me at work for weeks later. I am really careful now whenever parking in a pasture field. Lol. Title: Re: An idea for dealing with cattle Post by: beachboy (viv) on November 05, 2012, 06:22:53 PM well alan,i know what you will be have with you on the next rally ;D ;D ;D.viv
Title: Re: An idea for dealing with cattle Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 05, 2012, 06:23:59 PM lol --- I can envisage it now, the DW jazzband serenade the cows!
Title: Re: An idea for dealing with cattle Post by: dances with badgers on November 05, 2012, 08:39:06 PM Whats wrong with a cattle prod
or a sawn off shotgun works,napping hammer takes ages |