Choose fontsize:
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
News
jtalbot0001
June 20, 2024, 10:56:01 PM
 Does anybody know anybody who values coins for Treasure Case purposes? Pls msg me. Thanks. Jon.
gesza
May 02, 2024, 06:07:44 PM
 I'm still here any rallies coming up? 
jamiepearce
January 17, 2024, 07:59:51 PM
 Evening.been out the picture for a few years.is there any weekenders coming up this year?
rookypair
January 04, 2024, 09:57:08 AM
 I think everyone has dispersed in all directions. Good to see some of the original peeps posting to 
rjm
January 03, 2024, 11:26:38 PM
 This site is pretty dead now! 
TOMTOM
January 03, 2024, 05:38:50 PM
 HI IM HERE ANY RALLYS
dances with badgers
December 28, 2023, 09:40:42 AM
 the dreaded social media lol

View All

 

Currently there is 1 User in the Chatroom!





Click here if you
need van signs


Or here if you
need magnetic signs


Or here if you
need a
Corporate Video Production Company in Milton Keynes

See our
privacy policy here
Pages: [1]
« previous next »
  Print  
Author Topic: An idea for dealing with cattle  (Read 2028 times)
handyman [Alan}
Moderator
Superhero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 5182
« on: November 01, 2012, 07:42:43 AM »
next time you are in a field where the cattle are showing more than a little interest,  i suggest you and your detecting partner whip out your instrument and put on a show.     

enjoy

http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/lXKDu6cdXLI?rel=0
Logged

 
"In America, feng shui is just aiming all of your furniture at the TV!"
Mrs Steptoe
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 189
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2012, 08:47:16 AM »
 Brilliant! A really polite and appreciative audience. Smiley The bells added a nice touch.
Logged
dances with badgers
Superhero Member
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 5171
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2012, 09:24:47 AM »
new inhuman way to slaughter cows,death by jazz,slow and painfull lol
Logged
if music be the food of love ,sing me a trifle.
 2012 WITH ETRAC,PULSEPOWER GOLDSCAN MK2 and SOVEREIGN ELITE     
gold = loads lol
DEADLOCK
Moderator
Superhero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2631


I am an AntiquiSearcher...
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2012, 10:09:45 AM »
Whats wrong with a cattle prod.
Logged
Www.bradnormoles.co.uk
https://www.facebook.com/alun.crichton/posts/10202946839247168
Dryland
Superhero Member
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 3824


Keeper of the Lights
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2012, 01:31:50 PM »
I found that clip very mooooving 
Logged
If money is the root of all evil,why can't we spend parsnips ?
topcat
Rally attendee
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 35
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2012, 09:27:06 PM »
That reminds me of a time when i had to answer a call of nature and climbed over a 5 bar gate and went behind the hedge and then when i looked up i saw about 40 pairs of eyes watching me a herd of cows all in a line .
Logged
cardiffian
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 845

Minelab Explorer, Deus
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2012, 09:55:49 PM »
A few years ago I parked up at the end of a pasture field and went into some ploughed fields. On the way back at lunchtime I was walking along an adjacent hedgerow to the gate into the pasture field. When I got alongside where the car was, I could hear a metallic clanking sound. When I got to the gate I was horrified to see a heard of heiffers surrounding the car. They had come in from another adjoining pasture field. Rather than startle them and get damage done to the car I decided to come back later.

On my return to the car they had disappeared. One of the wing mirrors was badly damaged and the other was left dangling by a cable and clanking against the side of the wing. The b######s had also licked the windows and paintwork all over. It was a bit embarrassing driving home and getting funny looks at all the windows smeared with their saliva. The paintwork ended up permanently marked. I was trying to sell the car at the time and one prospective buyer actually asked me what had happened to the paintwork. I had the p##s taken out of me at work for weeks later. I am really careful now whenever parking in a pasture field. Lol.
Logged
2014 
Hammered                 5         
Roman bronze          10
William 111 shilling
Disc brooches             2
Med. silver annular brooch
beachboy (viv)
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 831
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2012, 06:22:53 PM »
well alan,i know what you will be have with you on the next rally  Grin Grin Grin.viv
Logged
handyman [Alan}
Moderator
Superhero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 5182
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2012, 06:23:59 PM »
lol --- I can envisage it now, the DW jazzband serenade the cows!
Logged

 
"In America, feng shui is just aiming all of your furniture at the TV!"
dances with badgers
Superhero Member
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 5171
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2012, 08:39:06 PM »
Whats wrong with a cattle prod
 or a sawn off shotgun works,napping hammer takes ages
Logged
if music be the food of love ,sing me a trifle.
 2012 WITH ETRAC,PULSEPOWER GOLDSCAN MK2 and SOVEREIGN ELITE     
gold = loads lol

Pages: [1]
  Print  
« previous next »
 
Jump to:  


Home
SimplePortal 2.3.3 © 2008-2010, SimplePortal