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Author Topic: Proud to be Welsh (joke)  (Read 1932 times)
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« on: May 20, 2009, 12:18:34 PM »


A  Welsh rugby fan is drinking in an English bar, when
he gets a call on his mobile phone.  He hangs up, grinning
from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for
everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given
birth to a typical welsh baby boy weighing 25 pounds. 
     
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25
pounds, but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, 'That's
about average in Wales ... like I said, my boy's a
typical welsh baby boy.  Gonna be a rugby player.' 
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid
many exclamations of 'WOW!' One woman actually
fainted due to sympathy pains. 
 
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.  The bartender
says, 'Say, aren't you the father of that typical welsh
baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth?
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in
two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?'     
   
The proud father answers, 'Twenty pounds.'
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious.

'What happened?  He already weighed 25 pounds the day
he was born!' 
   
The Welshman takes a slow swig of his Brains dark,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender
and proudly says.........

'Had him circumcised !



 

 


 
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IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED DO IT THE WAY THE WIFE TOLD YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 01:15:21 PM »
we build them big in wales  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 07:32:30 PM »
HAHAHA   NICE ONE THERE DAVE    KEEP EM CUMMIN BUD  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2009, 02:37:48 PM »
That is brilliant! Can't wait to tell the boys in work!
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2009, 02:39:15 PM »
There was an international rugby match between Wales and England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. All seats had been sold well in advance. Dai Davies couldn’t understand why there was an empty seat next to Iolo Jones.

“The seat belongs to Mrs. Jones,” explained Iolo.

“But couldn’t your wife come to the game?” asked Dai.

“No, she couldn’t. She died last week.”

“I’m sorry,” Dai said “but wouldn’t one of your friends have liked her seat?”

“Oh, no,” said Iolo. “All my dear friends are at her funeral today.”
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2009, 04:40:14 PM »
Jon, as Frank Carson would say " Thats a cracker" nice one.
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